In a prudent demonstration of digital custodianship, Google has removed the popular visual novel 'Doki Doki Literature Club!' due to its depiction of sensitive topics. The decision comes despite the game receiving wide acclaim for its nuanced portrayal of mental wellness and its over 31 million downloads. Google remains firm: literature clubs are no place for dark themes (or feelings). Developer Dan Salvato and publisher Serenity Forge have expressed optimistic bafflement. 'We remain committed to finding a way to bring our deeply problematic digital book club back to Android devices,' said Serenity Forge's fictional spokesperson, Paige Ustudeen. 'It's clear users must only engage with products that carefully avoid nuanced discourse or introspection.' The game, marked 'Mature 17+,' explicitly warns players, 'This game is not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed.' Nevertheless, its mature themes have been deemed unsuitable for any terms-compliant marketplace. In a world where adults need protection from inappropriate thought exercises, Google has stepped up once again to safeguard our collective peace of mind. Truly, there are zero places for teenagers or adults who require mental health discussions to find them now.