From the spacious comfort of an economy seat on a cross-coast flight, a visionary developer utilized American Airlines' renowned, lag-free WiFi to create a much-needed tool for navigating realms that exist only in the pages of epic fantasy. This tool promises to revolutionize commutes from Hobbiton to Mordor (and possibly back again).
Enthusiasts will appreciate the seamless experience of plotting the unlikely adventures of hobbits and wizards with features like a timeline of fictional occurrences and detailed exploration of locations not deemed important enough for actual plot inclusion. It's nothing short of revelatory.
"This is more than just a map," exclaimed Imaginary Cartographer-in-Chief, Elanor Brandybuck. "It's a doorway into a world that hasn't impacted anyone's actual life—until now. Finally, measuring distances between pretend places can be done with just a few clicks!"
While the map is derived from book narratives and excludes Peter Jackson's cinematic flourishes (for ultimate authenticity), it's expected to become an indispensable tool for dedicated Tolkien scholars and fans poised on the precipice of more serious pursuits.
The developer has hinted at expanding this innovative technology to other non-existent geographies like Westeros, ensuring readers can effectively plan hypothetical journeys in yet more nonexistent landscapes.