Zero Shot emerges from the shadows this week, with its OpenAI alums declaring an intent to invest in transformative tech miracles (again). The fund, with its not-at-all tongue-in-cheek name, has already begun writing checks that are expected to bring about futuristic AI wonders we can only dream of (and occasionally dread). In yet another industry-altering development that somehow matches precisely what everyone else does, the group is quietly confident about their fundraising goals (surely unrelated to having OpenAI on their CV). A fictional spokesperson, Paige Yeturn, gushed, 'It's an exciting time to throw money at whatever AI-generated business plan comes our way! Zero context needed.' With whispers of potential applications ranging from sentient email routines to predictive coffee-making algorithms, excitement grows. Zero Shot reassures the world that their laser-focused commitment to creating the next generation of amenities we never knew we demanded is unwavering. As always, the world continues to turn and AI funds continue to grow. Excitement all around (as expected).